This Gaga landed Monday night at Barneys New York flagship on
Madison Avenue, cut the ribbon with the huge WOOW colorful scissors, talala… Ya… we know the show has began!
*By the way, this Barneys is not the purple
monster as you might know (OK! I mean you, you know who you are!), it is one of
the top high end department stores in the state.
As usual, this bloody workshop 100% doesn’t
look like Christmas at all. With the help of Formichetti (tell me, do you know who is he? If you don’t, then
don’t bullshit in front me that how much you adore this crazy gaga bitch), inside the Barneys, there is a 5,500 square feet of bright colors,
crazy shapes and a gigantic cartoon statue of the superstar herself in a pinup
pose surrounded by jagged mirrors and sitting atop thousands of black plastic
discs.
Festive season probably is the major
period to catch up the sales, so it is definitely a win-win situation. The gaga
bitch is good in self promoting as well attention seeking, so with her name
stick on the Barney main door, it might help to boost up the sales! No doubt
that why there are so many “attention seeker” gays looooooove to kiss gaga’s
ass. Even you can’t deny that Adele is catching up now, by winning more and
more gay fans’ heart.
“Oh gaga, I adored your art director
or style director or what bullshit title that you might give to him. Well, your custom-made
ivory gown by Karl Lagerfeld was quite stunning. Again, are we
celebrating the Halloween instead of the Christmas? I saw a gigantic
balloon-made spider’ly evil gaga…”
Love it or errrr…
hmmm… gaga bitch, you’re a good entertainer, marketer, attention seeker… merry
xmas bitch!
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